Up the creek without a paddle? Push your ice floe with the power of your vocal cords.
Endorsed by the National Association of Shouting Sea Lions (founded this morning, 4 members)
Chocolate has been rowing for 3 hours. Blisters on both flippers. His ice floe has moved 16 inches, 12 of them backwards.
Chocolate shouts BAAAH. His ice floe zips between the spikes. Chocolate has found meaning in life. Chocolate is no longer invited to the block party.
For the same low price (zero), you also get:
From level 1, a walk in the park, to level 20, which our testers can only describe through sobs.
Spikes, drops and crushing doors at no extra charge.Record your own shout, 2 seconds max. That’s plenty to ruin everyone’s evening.
Our default shout is better. Just saying.Prove to the whole world that your team shouts better than everyone else. The whole world did not ask.
Timed by the server. Don’t bother lying.We translated everything into Japanese, German and Portuguese. We left the shout alone: BAAAH is BAAAH in Tokyo too.
Checked by a professional translator. He shouts now.60 calculations per second on a real server, to measure with scientific precision just how badly you shouted.
Same results on every phone. So yes, it was your fault.Three plans. One price.
$0, really. We do accept donations: the servers keep asking for fish.
“Before BAAAH!, I was just a sea lion. Now I’m a sea lion who shouts. It changed my life. And my voice.”Caramelsea lion, self-appointed captain of the floe
“Four sea lions on one ice cube and I still can’t catch a single one. I’m going vegan.”The sharkon stress leave
“We lost 14 times on level 6 because Liquorice kept shouting off-beat. We made up on level 7. We haven’t spoken since level 8.”Bubblegumsea lion, always right
“I’m a seal, not a sea lion. I’ve been playing for three weeks. Nobody has noticed.”Sealundercover
Roughly in that order.
Yes, $0, no ads, no account. We accept donations, because the servers won’t pay for themselves. Someday there might be paid cosmetics (hats for sea lions, that sort of thing), but for now we can’t be bothered to make them.
2, 3 or 4 sea lions, each on their own phone. We tried 5 once: the ice floe sank, and nobody ever found Gary.
No, you open the link and that’s it. On iPhone, tap “Add to Home Screen” for full screen: Safari is very attached to its address bar.
No, there’s a button that shouts for you. But nothing’s stopping you from shouting too. Nothing ever has, honestly.
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You are the 1,000,000th sea lion to visit this site. You win the game, for free. Just like the other 999,999.
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